This is Kevin (and John). Kevin and I met back in ought 3 in the Roman Gardens Apts. He was one of John's roommates. They met in the MTC while serving missions in Brazil. They are BFF's. I consider him to be one of my BFF's too.
Kevin is one of my favorite people for many reasons. Things you may not know about Kevin
- he has wonderful taste in friends
- he has a wonderful wife (Sarah, I'm working on a post for you but we all know that kevin needs his very own post to be satisfied)
- he's got some crazy guitar skills
- he can see Creep by Radio Head, even the part where it goes really high.
- he is the king of double standards (said affectionately)
- he can throw a mean tantrum ( a close second to my storming out)
- he was supposed to sing a solo for the Easter program in our singles ward and was soo nervous he made himself sick. So that morning I get a call from him apologizing for bailing out on me and offering to show me his vomit spattered shirt and proof. pfft.
- he really is color blind
- he is well read
- he is a very good friend to John (and me)
- he is a good listener, he'll make a great therapist
- he was voted Mr. Distribution Center
- he is the best embosser this side of the Mississippi
- my whole family has a crush on him
- he is very creative
- he's funny...here are some recent blog comments kevin has made that make me laugh
In response to "Only if All the Others Are Full"
Tall...more like Freakishly tall!And by the way, until they put a handicap sign on those stalls, I refuse to see them as anything but the deluxe bathroom suites that my fine behind deserves. Wheelchair bound, take a number.
In response to "Who Back Wisconsin Now"
I am sooooo sad (Sarcasm intended). This reminds me of a funny anecdote. On a recent episode of the hills, star, Lauren Conrad, in denial of her feelings for friend, Brody Jenner, went on a date with a model named GAVIN. After one date, Lauren dumped GAVIN because he was incredibly boring and not as good as Brody. I will let you work out the implications of this little allegory yourself, but let's put it this way, as long as there is a KEVIN and a John, the music will never die.
See what I mean? He's funny. I will end with my haiku titled "Kevin"
Kevin
Spiteful, clever, wit
Dear friend, soon to be daddy
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5 comments:
white people can't Haiku... thats like a slap to people with Japanese names everywhere.
-Keiji Ashikawa (or whatever the hell it was)
my two cents.
He's alright.
He won't name his first born Kelsey and he does watch daytime tv...I guess everyone is allowed to have some flaws...where is Kevin before class? eating a bowl of cereal watching DC in syndication.
crap I probably have to say three nice things since LeeElle is such a nazi.
-He was by far the cleanest (in the non-anal clean category) roommate I ever had.
-K is a good letter for a first name and his clothes made for a good mold for "Newspaper" Kevin.
-he is smart enough to realize that there is no harm in crapping (or peeing) in a "handicap" bathroom stall.
Leelle - That is a funny story about your brother! Is it a boy thing or what? I need to "lose" that shirt of Claytons :) Thanks for your comments. Its been fun to look through your blog. You guys seem really happy!
Boycott/strike officially over. Now if only the writer's guild could follow our example...But after all, you can't expect a medieval remnant like the guild to be as progressive or forgiving as us.
BTW, I almost wet my pants when I saw that you wrote me a Haiku. That definitely raises you a point on the overall funniness scale. What are you now, like a 53. J/K! :)
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